Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Tucker Rivera

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Hey, Max!!

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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