- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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