- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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