Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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