Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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