How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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The EPA.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Knock knock Come in

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Error 37.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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