What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

National security?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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