why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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British Dentistry

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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I'm hungry.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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pudding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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