Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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bees knees

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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