- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Bean.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

its snowing on mount fuji

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