- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

You see how lame this is?

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

12 in general

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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