- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

why did the man die? he was shot

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Women Sports.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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