- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

falling didnt make the difference

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Banana Hamock.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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