- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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