- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A black man has a job.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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