- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Cows are land manatees.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

nipple

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

balls

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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