Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Womens Rights

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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all jokes aside...

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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