- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off