- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I can count to potato.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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