Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats red and dirty? Her period

hi bye

i lost the game

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

pudding

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

hey John will you make some copies

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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