whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

knock knock? come in

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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