A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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