What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Where are you going Your house

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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