- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

fava beans

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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