- Anti Joke

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!