- Anti Joke

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

a woman votes!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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