- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

xavier stop

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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