One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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