A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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