- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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