- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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