Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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honest politician

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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