- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

There's my tractor.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The FCC

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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