- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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