Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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