Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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mark is religion

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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