Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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