What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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