So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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