What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Misner is a twat.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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