- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

ugh good riddance

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

ok

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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