- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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