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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

This is a joke. Laugh!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call a black man? Black

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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