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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Do you like apples? Yes

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

a man makes a bad joke

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

National security?

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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