knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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im not food

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A: Do you like it B: No

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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