What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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