- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!