- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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