How many light bulbs? 1

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Womens' sports

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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