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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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A black man comes home from work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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