Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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