- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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