Whats worse than a joke? This

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Xzibit

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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