- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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