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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's white and gluey Glue

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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