- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Loner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?