Loner.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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your mom

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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