What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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