- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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