Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

where's mom I killed her

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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