You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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