- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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