- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

I have a gay camel

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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