- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Women's rights

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

My friend harris is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

women sports....

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's a joke? Funny

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