I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

im a willy bum bum

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

João Duarte reads this.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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